Stay Tuned for Interactive Commercials

Recently, the local Time-Warner Cable affiliate, Oceanic, debuted interactive TV ads on digital cable service. The first client, First Hawaiian Bank, is using the technology as an easy way of opt-in marketing. During specially-encoded commercials, the cable box pops up a screen which offers to have the bank mail you a pamphlet or call you back. All it takes is to push A or B on the remote (PDF).

I’m really not a fan of these popups. For starters, they’re not particularly pleasing to look at. I don’t mind commercials; I know they pay the bills for the shows I watch. But when you have these pop-up graphics rendered by the set-top box, they’re really hard to read. Plus, they cut off the pictures that a team of creative professionals spent a lot of time designing.

Secondly, I don’t like the fact that the commercial options are available to whoever happens to be watching at the time. At the moment, it’s only a minor nuisance if somebody pushes the button and inadvertently invites a business into their home. What will happen when a pizza delivery chain starts adding a simple one-touch way to purchase today’s special?

If interactive commercials are going to become commonplace, the least they could do is try to make them look like a single product. The Weather Channel does a good job of this – certain commercials for national chains include a computer-inserted list of local stores at the end of the spot, keyed over a nice, blank area of the screen. This is what needs to happen to the FHB commercials. (I don’t expect it to anytime soon, however, because the same commercials are aired both on analog and digital TV.)

A Funny Commercial

Are you feeling stiff after a long day at work? Joint pain getting you down? You might think about taking this guy up on his advice.

I’m not endorsing Osteo Bi-Flex, but I thought the commercial was wonderful…so wonderful that I thought it was on par with many of the $2 million spots that air during the Super Bowl. The writers started with a well-known character, attached their product to it in a meaningful way, and ran with the idea…complete with the cliché scenes that are circulated incessantly through all of the drug and supplement commercials:

  • Yoga.
  • Kids playing.
  • Squatting while gardening.

It was a good laugh for me.

(First spotted on USA Network.)

Kamehameha I – A Profile

Oil portrait of Kamehameha the GreatTomorrow is King Kamehameha Day, a state holiday in honor of the first monarch of the unified Hawaiian Islands. Kamehameha was well-loved by his people, because he was fair in just in his rule of the new kingdom. However, even though Kamehameha was a great man, it should be noted that, like everybody else, he had many undesirable character traits.

With the exception of Kaua’i and Ni’ihau, all of the major Hawaiian Islands were added to the kingdom by overthrowing the chiefs of the island, often in a surprise attack. Kamehameha was entrusted with the war god Kuka’ilimoku, and soon after led a revolt against the chief of Hawai’i, Kiwala’o, to begin acquiring land.

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Nuclear Deterrence

According to Reuters, North Korea claims the reason it’s building nuclear weapons is to have a deterrent allowing the country to reduce the size of its conventional military forces, thereby allowing more money to be injected into the struggling economy.

Call me crazy, but I don’t expect the million-man army to suddenly disappear if the United States gives in. I don’t particularly relish the idea of metal containers full of radioactive material pointed at my home and only half an ocean away.

I often wonder if there’s a way to spread cultural and political tolerance beyond its current boundaries. Biblically, I’m not expecting world peace anytime soon, but it’s still something I long for. It feels like we’re in the middle of Cold War II. It’s very frustrating that we need sites like this. (I do not, however, believe we need the Patriot Act.)